hello! i’m simon. i’m 24 years old and i live in illinois near the ozark mountains and the mississippi river.

scientist • cane user • autistic • jewish • sagittarius • poet • artist • furry • therian • nonhuman • fictionkin

he/it • stoner dogboy • tboy lesbian • gnc butch • transsexual fagdyke • sapphic white boy • butch4femme

i love taking walks, exploring nature, birdwatching, yoga, journaling, learning yiddish, and playing video games. i also enjoy reading, writing, and making art. i am a poet and an artist. my art acct on ig is @moeshardnessscale

i’m a senior in college and planning to start grad school in fall 2025. i’m majoring in geography and gis and triple minoring in theology, philosophy, and anthropology.

some of my biggest interests are caves and geography, especially north american geography. my favorite place in the whole world is the american midwest. my plans are to be a professor and research caves across the continent and their surrounding environments forever and ever.

i am in charge of my very own research project on pollution in caves, and i make maps for my school’s archaeological sites.

betty is my fiancee and the love of my life! we have been together since the dawn of time, but we started dating 8.17.19 and we’ve lived w each other since late 2020. we got engaged 5.30.24!!!! she is the most wonderful and special girl in the entire world and i cannot wait to get married and spend the rest of our lives together forever. she makes me the best version of myself and life is so fulfilling and wonderful and fun when spent with her. she's a scholar of dante's divine comedy and rhetoric and composition and she's the smartest and coolest and prettiest redhead i know. and yes..... she smokes weed ;)

we have a dog, a cat, a leopard gecko, and 10 mice together.

i like keeping this acct exclusively for my friends, so i'm kind of picky abt who i let follow me! dni if

  • you’re under 18

  • you don't wanna be my friend or at the very least interact w me

  • you'd be uncomfortable seeing posts abt drugs and alcohol

  • you gaf abt lgbt intercommunity discourse or you think you can police anyone's identity... i identify as whatever makes the angriest

  • you don't tag emeto

  • you ship incest/pedophilia or if these things are fetishes for you.... honestly dont even know why this needs to be said in the first place but here we are. it is absolutely fucking disgusting and there's clearly something wrong with you as a person and you are beyond being saved. you are the worst version of yourself that you can be if you get off on incest or pedophilia and i do not respect a single thing about you

  • you're a gooner/porn addict.... get a hobby that is not touching yourself

  • you hate small dogs. theres something wrong w your brain and your soul and you will not make it my problem

  • you’re unkind to “vermin" or "pests" in any way. i like bugs more than i like you

  • you have a pet snake. no disrespect but the last snake owners i was mutuals w posted photos when they fed it so they ruined that for the rest of you. also if you feed live mice to your snakes i want you to kys

  • you deny the gazan genocide

  • you're weird abt muslims or jews

  • you have any sort of tolerance or respect for cops

  • you buy into cringe culture.... we are embarrassing here

  • you’re going to make me feel bad abt the things i like

  • you hate taylor swift (or anything else i care abt)

  • you're not fat or trans or autistic. okay i'm not serious abt that one but those are my favorite kind of people

no password! just req

interests

i love all animals.... but rodents and dogs are some of my main special interests. i am crazy for rodents, ESPECIALLY mice. i have 10 of them! pocket pets are my favorite.i also really love dogs, especially small weird ones. i’m a huge pet guy and i love little funky creatures.

  • adventure time

  • cyberpunk red

  • danganronpa

  • dreamworks trolls

  • supermega

  • overwatch

  • little witch academia

  • gurren lagann

  • the umbrella academy

  • moomins

  • ok ko

  • regular show

  • homestuck

  • animal crossing

  • arcane

  • the simpsons

  • bobs burgers

  • the muppets + jim henson

  • it's always sunny in philadelphia

  • rick and morty

  • the amazing world of gumball

  • kurtis connor + danny gonzalez + drew gooden

  • stardew valley

  • super mario

  • splatoon

  • genshin impact

  • fortnite

  • minecraft

  • nintendo

  • will wood

  • ajj

  • taylor swift

  • olivia rodrigo

  • chappell roan

  • sabrina carpenter

  • orville peck

  • violent femmes

  • silver jews

  • songs ohia/magnolia electric company/anything by jason molina

  • neutral milk hotel

  • alex g

  • teen suicide

  • talking heads

  • ashnikko

  • tom waits

  • leonard cohen

  • bob dylan

  • neil young

  • townes van zandt

  • daniel johnston

  • geography of north america (esp the american midwest!)

  • geography of the middle east and central asia

  • planetary science + astronomy

  • anything + everything abt all animals (mammals birds reptiles amphibians fish invertebrates microorganisms. all of them)

  • geomorphology

  • ecology

  • cartography

  • botany + mycology

  • dinosaurs + prehistoric creatures

  • theology + philosophy

  • archaeology + anthropology

  • american history, jewish history, middle eastern history

  • soviet era animation

  • literature (my fav writers are kafka, asimov, and lovecraft)

  • disney parks + theme parks in general

  • vulture culture + taxidermy

  • toy collecting

  • drag

  • furries + furry culture + anthro creatures

  • ttrpgs