hello! i’m simon. i’m 24 years old and i live in illinois near the ozark mountains and the mississippi river.
scientist • cane user • autistic • jewish • sagittarius • poet • artist • furry • therian • nonhuman • fictionkin
he/it • stoner dogboy • tboy lesbian • gnc butch • transsexual fagdyke • sapphic white boy • butch4femme
i love taking walks, exploring nature, birdwatching, yoga, journaling, learning yiddish, and playing video games. i also enjoy reading, writing, and making art. i am a poet and an artist. my art acct on ig is @moeshardnessscale
i’m a senior in college and planning to start grad school in fall 2025. i’m majoring in geography and gis and triple minoring in theology, philosophy, and anthropology.
some of my biggest interests are caves and geography, especially north american geography. my favorite place in the whole world is the american midwest. my plans are to be a professor and research caves across the continent and their surrounding environments forever and ever.
i am in charge of my very own research project on pollution in caves, and i make maps for my school’s archaeological sites.
betty is my fiancee and the love of my life! we have been together since the dawn of time, but we started dating 8.17.19 and we’ve lived w each other since late 2020. we got engaged 5.30.24!!!! she is the most wonderful and special girl in the entire world and i cannot wait to get married and spend the rest of our lives together forever. she makes me the best version of myself and life is so fulfilling and wonderful and fun when spent with her. she's a scholar of dante's divine comedy and rhetoric and composition and she's the smartest and coolest and prettiest redhead i know. and yes..... she smokes weed ;)
we have a dog, a cat, a leopard gecko, and 10 mice together.
i like keeping this acct exclusively for my friends, so i'm kind of picky abt who i let follow me! dni if
you’re under 18
you don't wanna be my friend or at the very least interact w me
you'd be uncomfortable seeing posts abt drugs and alcohol
you gaf abt lgbt intercommunity discourse or you think you can police anyone's identity... i identify as whatever makes the angriest
you don't tag emeto
you ship incest/pedophilia or if these things are fetishes for you.... honestly dont even know why this needs to be said in the first place but here we are. it is absolutely fucking disgusting and there's clearly something wrong with you as a person and you are beyond being saved. you are the worst version of yourself that you can be if you get off on incest or pedophilia and i do not respect a single thing about you
you're a gooner/porn addict.... get a hobby that is not touching yourself
you hate small dogs. theres something wrong w your brain and your soul and you will not make it my problem
you’re unkind to “vermin" or "pests" in any way. i like bugs more than i like you
you have a pet snake. no disrespect but the last snake owners i was mutuals w posted photos when they fed it so they ruined that for the rest of you. also if you feed live mice to your snakes i want you to kys
you deny the gazan genocide
you're weird abt muslims or jews
you have any sort of tolerance or respect for cops
you buy into cringe culture.... we are embarrassing here
you’re going to make me feel bad abt the things i like
you hate taylor swift (or anything else i care abt)
you're not fat or trans or autistic. okay i'm not serious abt that one but those are my favorite kind of people
no password! just req
interests
i love all animals.... but rodents and dogs are some of my main special interests. i am crazy for rodents, ESPECIALLY mice. i have 10 of them! pocket pets are my favorite.i also really love dogs, especially small weird ones. i’m a huge pet guy and i love little funky creatures.
adventure time
cyberpunk red
danganronpa
dreamworks trolls
supermega
overwatch
little witch academia
gurren lagann
the umbrella academy
moomins
ok ko
regular show
homestuck
animal crossing
arcane
the simpsons
bobs burgers
the muppets + jim henson
it's always sunny in philadelphia
rick and morty
the amazing world of gumball
kurtis connor + danny gonzalez + drew gooden
stardew valley
super mario
splatoon
genshin impact
fortnite
minecraft
nintendo
will wood
ajj
taylor swift
olivia rodrigo
chappell roan
sabrina carpenter
orville peck
violent femmes
silver jews
songs ohia/magnolia electric company/anything by jason molina
neutral milk hotel
alex g
teen suicide
talking heads
ashnikko
tom waits
leonard cohen
bob dylan
neil young
townes van zandt
daniel johnston
geography of north america (esp the american midwest!)
geography of the middle east and central asia
planetary science + astronomy
anything + everything abt all animals (mammals birds reptiles amphibians fish invertebrates microorganisms. all of them)
geomorphology
ecology
cartography
botany + mycology
dinosaurs + prehistoric creatures
theology + philosophy
archaeology + anthropology
american history, jewish history, middle eastern history
soviet era animation
literature (my fav writers are kafka, asimov, and lovecraft)
disney parks + theme parks in general
vulture culture + taxidermy
toy collecting
drag
furries + furry culture + anthro creatures
ttrpgs